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Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
3:19 am - The Past
What is the past? Is it a future that has already been experienced, or is it a fiction conjured by the mind to fill in the spaces between memories?

Regardless, the past contains a previous apparel option unmentioned and forgotten, which still exists now, rather than merely having the potential to exist.

Wear the Seal. The Seal of Approval.

http://www.cafepress.com/dd/49144913

current mood: sleepy

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Monday, October 14th, 2013
2:56 am - Nothing Has Changed
Cthulhu still lies dead but dreaming far below the waves.

Cthulhu did return to the surface briefly to construct a mighty new city, but it too was devoured by the ocean. With sufficient votes, this event could be immortalized on a t-shirt at Threadless. At least, as immortalized as anything can be in this finite, limited universe.

http://www.threadless.com/nextbigtee/why-does-this-keep-happening/

Consider giving it a "5" if you care about such ephemeral things.

current mood: sleepy

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Thursday, March 10th, 2011
12:22 am
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. So if you like throwing stones, then move out of your glass house and into a nightmarish tomb carved from cyclopean towers of basalt as a black as the abyssal void between the stars.

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Monday, April 5th, 2010
4:06 am
In this world filled with evil and corruption, it can help to devote yourself to a cause you can truly believe in. Like evil, or corruption, for example.

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Thursday, May 7th, 2009
10:14 pm
When a relationship fails, take solace in knowing that there are other fish in the sea - mighty, Dagon-worshipping fish with which you can breed a powerful race of minions to do your unholy bidding.

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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
6:11 am
Gaze upon a newborn child and what you see is the future...that is to say, the future will contain a great deal of screaming and crying.

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Thursday, December 25th, 2008
1:03 am
It is a time of strange lights, eerie chanting, and mysterious boxes full of the unknown. You are right to feel terror and woe.

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Saturday, October 25th, 2008
9:54 pm
Clothes make the man, especially when that man is only formless protoplasm when the clothes aren't giving him the semblance of a human shape.

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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
11:52 pm
Of possible amusement to cultists:

http://hwango.deviantart.com/art/Rejection-Letter-100299800

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Friday, September 19th, 2008
6:29 pm
From the briny depths o' sunken R'lyeh, Cthulhu bids ye 'n International Talk Like a Pirate Day of watery doom. Avast.

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Thursday, August 21st, 2008
5:42 am
Being a cultist means never having to say, "Wow, I sure wish I'd tried to gain Cthulhu's favor before the End Times arrived."

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Monday, May 19th, 2008
1:17 am
When the going gets tough, the tough brew up another batch of formless spawn.

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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
6:06 am
Mind your tongue, for the walls may have ears. Also, if the walls in the room meet at angles of 90 degrees or less, the walls may have hounds of tindalos as well, so you might want to be extra careful.

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Saturday, February 16th, 2008
12:55 pm
Cultists who are fans of Ursula Vernon's art might be interested in this.

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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
3:34 am - Show the world that you have Cthulhu's approval.
Now you too can show the world that you have the approval of Great Cthulhu.

http://www.cafepress.com/cthulhuapproved

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3:05 am
True greatness requires sacrifice, but Cthulhu has cultists that take care of that sort of thing.

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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
5:13 am
Your opposable thumbs are no match for our superior numbers of pseudopods.

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Friday, November 30th, 2007
6:11 am - Holiday Greetings with Tentacles.
This holiday, don't just send a card, send a card with tentacles on it.

Yule Squid Note cards - http://www.cafepress.com/xmas_squid.194981233
Yule Squid Greeting cards - http://www.cafepress.com/xmas_squid.194994027
Iä Humbug Note cards - http://www.cafepress.com/cthulhu_xmas.195005191
Iä Humbug Greeting cards - http://www.cafepress.com/cthulhu_xmas.195005192

current mood: sleepy

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5:45 am
When it comes to dealing with the Great Old Ones, that which does not kill you has probably done something much, much worse instead.

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Friday, November 9th, 2007
6:08 am
Opportunity knocks only once...but that knocking sound could also be entities from beyond space and time trying to breach the barrier between worlds. Proceed with caution.

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