Thursday, May 7th, 2009
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10:14 pm
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When a relationship fails, take solace in knowing that there are other fish in the sea - mighty, Dagon-worshipping fish with which you can breed a powerful race of minions to do your unholy bidding.
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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
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6:11 am
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Gaze upon a newborn child and what you see is the future...that is to say, the future will contain a great deal of screaming and crying.
current mood: sleepy
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Thursday, December 25th, 2008
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1:03 am
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It is a time of strange lights, eerie chanting, and mysterious boxes full of the unknown. You are right to feel terror and woe.
current mood: sleepy
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Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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9:54 pm
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Clothes make the man, especially when that man is only formless protoplasm when the clothes aren't giving him the semblance of a human shape.
current mood: sleepy
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
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11:52 pm
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Friday, September 19th, 2008
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6:29 pm
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From the briny depths o' sunken R'lyeh, Cthulhu bids ye 'n International Talk Like a Pirate Day of watery doom. Avast.
current mood: sleepy
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Thursday, August 21st, 2008
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5:42 am
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Being a cultist means never having to say, "Wow, I sure wish I'd tried to gain Cthulhu's favor before the End Times arrived."
current mood: sleepy
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Monday, May 19th, 2008
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1:17 am
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When the going gets tough, the tough brew up another batch of formless spawn.
current mood: sleepy
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
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6:06 am
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Mind your tongue, for the walls may have ears. Also, if the walls in the room meet at angles of 90 degrees or less, the walls may have hounds of tindalos as well, so you might want to be extra careful.
current mood: sleepy
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Saturday, February 16th, 2008
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12:55 pm
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
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3:34 am - Show the world that you have Cthulhu's approval.
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3:05 am
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True greatness requires sacrifice, but Cthulhu has cultists that take care of that sort of thing.
current mood: sleepy
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
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5:13 am
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Your opposable thumbs are no match for our superior numbers of pseudopods.
current mood: sleepy
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Friday, November 30th, 2007
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6:11 am - Holiday Greetings with Tentacles.
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5:45 am
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When it comes to dealing with the Great Old Ones, that which does not kill you has probably done something much, much worse instead.
current mood: sleepy
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Friday, November 9th, 2007
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6:08 am
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Opportunity knocks only once...but that knocking sound could also be entities from beyond space and time trying to breach the barrier between worlds. Proceed with caution.
current mood: sleepy
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
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12:24 am
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It is better to try and fail than never to try at all...unless you're trying to train a shoggoth. Failing at that often ends badly.
current mood: sleepy
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Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
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4:45 am
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The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure...that, or the fact that your copy of the Necronomicon is incomplete. Keep looking for those missing pages.
current mood: sleepy
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Friday, May 11th, 2007
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4:11 am
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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
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3:43 am
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Today is a good day to spend cowering in terror - just like yesterday and tomorrow.
current mood: sleepy
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